Promote Cap’n Crunch to Admiral
It’s an honor that is long over due. When you have been doing a good job, you deserve a promotion. Well, it’s time that we got off our behinds and helped our nautical cereal selling friend get his just reward.
To quote the website:
“We are aware of a grave injustice which has occurred within the Quaker Oats Company. Cap’n Crunch has worked for Quaker Oats for the past 37 years. That is about one half of the average human’s life!! He has dedicated his life to defeating the Soggies, which he has done without fail. He has also protected the Crunchberries for the past 35 years. We believe that at the very least, the Quaker Oats Company should promote the Cap’n to an Admiral.”
I remember when the cereal first came out. It was great. And the Cap’n did a great job of selling it to our parents. Now you can help pay him back by signing this signature and helping get his promotion that is long overdue. The good people at Quaker Oats have said they would welcome a petition. So come on and get with it.
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capn.html
