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		<title>Weird News: Horse runs into sea, rescued a mile offshore &#8211; Cumberland County Sentinel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CARPINTERIA, Calif. (AP) &#8211; An Arabian horse named William got spooked during a California beachside photo shoot Tuesday and swam a mile out to sea before rescuers got to him and helped him back to shore. Carpinteria-Summerland Fire Capt. Jay Irwin tells &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Weird News: Dozens of flyswatters wash up on Alaska beaches &#8211; Cumberland County Sentinel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[KODIAK, Alaska (AP) &#8212; Dozens of fly swatters bearing logos of collegiate and professional sports teams have been washing up on the beaches of an Alaska island. The fly swatters found on Kodiak were believed to be debris from last year&#8217;s Japanese &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Gene White Dies During Lap Dance &#8211; Huffington Post</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Gene White, a 67-year-old man, received several lap dances at a Texas strip club Friday night, and when it came time to pay, workers found him unresponsive, KVIA reported. A manager of the Red Parrot in El Paso says employees tried to &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Clerk quits after robbery on his first solo shift &#8211; msnbc.com</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The clerk at a Stanton gas station&#8217;s first day on the job was marred by an armed robbery that police believe may be linked to a string of similar holdups in Orange County. &#8220;I really never thought it would actually take place, you know, but unfortunately it &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The clerk at a Stanton gas station&#8217;s first day on the job was marred by an armed robbery that police believe may be linked to a string of similar holdups in Orange County. &#8220;I really never thought it would actually take place, you know, but unfortunately it &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Horse runs into sea, rescued a mile offshore &#8211; San Jose Mercury News</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CARPINTERIA, Calif.—Maybe he should be named Bob. An Arabian horse named William got spooked during a California beachside photo shoot Tuesday and swam a mile out to sea before rescuers got to him and helped him back to shore. Carpinteria &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CARPINTERIA, Calif.—Maybe he should be named Bob. An Arabian horse named William got spooked during a California beachside photo shoot Tuesday and swam a mile out to sea before rescuers got to him and helped him back to shore. Carpinteria &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas &#8211; San Jose Mercury News</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE—Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one. A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car&#8217;s owner—a dozen tortillas scattered across the floor. The crime happened &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Colombian Thieves Rob Internet Cafe But Forget To Log Out Of Facebook (VIDEO) &#8211; Huffington Post</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two budding burglars in Calima, Colombia, are learning the hard way that Facebook and crime don&#8217;t mix. It seems the two aspiring &#8212; and unidentified &#8212; criminals robbed an Internet cafe at gunpoint recently and proceeded to make a clean getaway &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Weird News: Dog Custody Battle Costs Man More Than $60,000 &#8211; YourTango</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An NYC man has been battling for custody of his dog since his ex took it to California. A New York City man has spent more than $60,000 in lawyers&#8217; fees to get his dog back from his ex. NEW YORK &#8212; A New York City man has spent more than $60,000 &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Authorities: Trooper gets text seeking illegal buy &#8211; St. Louis Post-Dispatch</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two women face possible charges after authorities say a text message seeking the illegal purchase of alcohol was errantly sent to an Alaska State Trooper. Troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters tells KTUU-TV (http://bit.ly/L81Gwx) an off-duty trooper in the &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two women face possible charges after authorities say a text message seeking the illegal purchase of alcohol was errantly sent to an Alaska State Trooper. Troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters tells KTUU-TV (http://bit.ly/L81Gwx) an off-duty trooper in the &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Canadian says she slept with disgraced U.S. agent: Report &#8211; CNEWS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sex-and-booze scandal that embarrassed the U.S. Secret Service has reached Canada in light of allegations by an unnamed woman that she had an affair with disgraced former agent Arthur Huntington. Huntington, who is from the Buffalo, N.Y., area, is at &#8230;]]></description>
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