Ask Uncle Ralph
Everyone has heard of Dear Abby and Dear Ann Landers, and the advice columns that they wrote for years. They appeared in hundreds of newspapers. In this age of technology, those columns would most likely have been on the Internet. But they aren’t, and most likely never will be. However the Warped site has spared no expense and found one advice column that will make you sit up and pay attention.
This advice column is Ask Uncle Ralph. It says that it is the “Dear Abby” for trailer trash. Uncle Ralph has lived the trailer trash life for many years. Around the trailer park he became well known for his down home wisdom and beer inspired advise. People from all over the world have sought him out, including one president, looking to improve their way of life. He has helped many. Others he has helped find free food and lodging within the county security facilities. (As you can see, his sense of humor is knows no limits).
Here you can find advice, topical jokes and cartoons, free internet radio stations, dog breeds, trailer park rules, and a photo gallery that will make you glad you live where you live. There are a few links on this site, some of which are best viewed by the adults in the house. Be sure to check the Cow Game, Full Metal Jacket, and Growing Up With Elephants.
There is quite a lot of material on this site. Just like a trailer park, there is a lot going on, and it is all over the map. So just check in with the manager and get your spot. Then fire up the BBQ and get ready to meet your neighbors.
http://www.askuncleralph.com/
